Somewhere out there in the vast American wilds is a 200 mile wide shit stain called "Ohio." Maybe you've heard of it. Apparently, many of our BAD DECIDERS have not, because they've elected to drive down there in June to run hundreds of miles and then hopefully never come back.
Alex, Mike, Elizabeth, Frank, Brian, Brian, Chris, Scott... I'd say it was nice knowing you, but you're all so stupid that you might actually think I meant it.
Update: Mike ran 100 miles! What an idiot! Brian and Elizabeth finished a marathon... it only took them six hours of their lives and all of their dignity.